A Chicken Goes Into The Library, Walks Up To The Librarian, And Says, 'Book'
March 21, 2022
The librarian says, "You want a book?"
"Book."
"Any book?"
"Book."
So the librarian gives the chicken a novel and off it goes. An hour later the chicken comes back and says, "Bookbook."
The librarian says, "Now you want two books?"
"Book-book."
So she gives the chicken two more novels. The chicken leaves but again comes back later.
"Book-book-book."
"Three books?"
"Book-book-book."
So the librarian gives the chicken three books, but she decides she'll follow the chicken and find out what's going on.
And the chicken goes down the alley, out of town and toward the woods, into the woods and down to the river, down to the swamp, and there is a bullfrog. The chicken sets the books down by him.
The bullfrog looks at the books and says, "Reddit…Reddit…Reddit…"
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