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Meet Igor: The Fluffy Poltergeist Dog With The Most Unhinged Adoption Bio Ever

July 18, 2025

When it comes to helping rescue dogs stand out, creativity can make all the difference, and one animal rescue absolutely nailed it.

Their hilarious, gothic-inspired adoption post for a small but mighty dog named Igor is going viral for all the right reasons. Instead of the usual “sweet and shy” write-up, Renegade Paws Rescue in Savannah, Georgia, leaned into Igor’s dramatic, chaotic energy with a description that reads like a haunted novel mixed with a villain origin story.

The result? Internet gold and a whole lot of attention for a pup who deserves it.

Igor | Renegade Paws Rescue

This is what Renegade Paws Rescue wrote:

"Ever wanted to adopt a sentient middle finger wrapped in a cloud of fur?

Meet Igor.

We have reason to believe he’s a cursed Victorian child masquerading as a 10lb stuffed animal.

He was not born, he appeared. No one remembers how or when. He materializes in doorways and stares at corners. He knows exactly what you did.

This dog does not want to go to the dog park or to brunch. He wants your ex-boyfriend’s head on a platter. And that mean girl in high school who said you were ugly? He’s putting her soul through a meat grinder.

Igor wants you. He’ll plan evil schemes with a dog sibling or two. But he doesn’t want too many friends and he might need an exorcism if you bring that nice golden retriever from down the street over for a playdate.

We tried training and he made the trainer cry. We tried treats and he gobbled them and then suffocated the house with the chemical warfare that came out of his rump.

Igor is only satisfied when he’s cursed the bloodline of your enemies and sent a plague to ruin their crops.

Igor is not a good boy. Igor is an experience. He will allow you to live in his home if you agree to worship him like the tiny, furious deity he is.

His adoption requirements include at least one human who finds small, emotionally stunted men 'intriguing.'

If that’s you, apply to enter into a legally binding relationship with a fluff-coated poltergeist today."

Renegade Paws Rescue

In a world overflowing with adoption posts, this one proves that bold storytelling can capture hearts and spark adoptions. By embracing Igor’s quirks and spinning them into a darkly funny masterpiece, the rescue not only showcased his one-of-a-kind personality but also reminded us that every pet has a story worth telling.

The post has already racked up more than 35,000 shares. If you're brave enough to welcome this tiny, chaotic legend into your life, you can apply to adopt Igor through ShelterLuv.