From The Backwoods

March 03, 2022

Just before thanksgiving Jim and Eddie are out hunting for turkeys when Jim keels over and collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

Eddie gets out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps, "My friend Jim is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says, "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Eddie says, "OK, now what?"

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