Jesus Is Down By The Gates To Heaven...
November 05, 2019
When an old man approaches.
"Well, what have you done to deserve entry to Heaven?" Jesus asks.
"To be honest." replies the man, "I am merely a simple carpenter. It was my son who was truly great. Although he wasn't my biological son... his birth was miraculous, still I loved him very much. Later in life he went through many trials and transformations. He spread joy and his story is told all over the world even to this day."
Jesus looks at the man, with a tear in his eye, and says "Father?"
The man looks back. "... Pinocchio?"
Dogs Are Forced To Wear The Things They Steal — And It’s Hilarious
Meet Nazgul: The Dog Who Crashed An Olympic Ski Race And Nearly Won
Professor Watches His Student Compete At The Olympics After She Requested An Extension On An Assignment
People Are Submitting Photos of Their Cats’ ‘Jobs’— And We Can’t Stop Laughing
Called At 1 A.M., Volunteers Rushed To Help A Son Say Goodbye To His Mother
She Collects Trash 5 Days A Week With Her Dog — So A Resident Gifted Her Dog A Matching Vest
He Ordered A Doctor Bag — But The Size Has Him Laughing Uncontrollably
Mom Was About To Miss Her Flight, So A Stranger Picked Up Her Kid And Ran With Her
Mom Red Fox Calls Her Adorable Pups Out For The First Time
Woman Stunned By Valuation Of Rare Māori Jade Hei-Tiki Found In Her Garden
She Gave Her Dad The One Thing He’d Been Searching For His Whole Life
