Jesus Is Down By The Gates To Heaven...
November 05, 2019
When an old man approaches.
"Well, what have you done to deserve entry to Heaven?" Jesus asks.
"To be honest." replies the man, "I am merely a simple carpenter. It was my son who was truly great. Although he wasn't my biological son... his birth was miraculous, still I loved him very much. Later in life he went through many trials and transformations. He spread joy and his story is told all over the world even to this day."
Jesus looks at the man, with a tear in his eye, and says "Father?"
The man looks back. "... Pinocchio?"
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