'I Don't Want Any Trouble' Student Says In Hilarious Goose Attack Video

April 30, 2018

A freshman at Iowa State University is getting picked on by the toughest guy on campus: a Canada goose.

Lucas Keller says the same goose "guards the sidewalk between the two buildings in front of the Birch-Welch-Roberts area of Richardson Court" every single day.

Assuming he's had or seen trouble with this campus bully before, Keller pulls out his phone and starts filming as he approaches the intersection.

"Listen, I don't want any trouble," he says in the video.

We all know how this ends...