Jesus Walks Into A Restaurant...
December 18, 2015
Jesus walks into a restaurant and says to the hostess, "A table for 26 please."
Confused, the hostess does a quick head count, and says "But there are only 13 of you."
Jesus replies, "Yes, but we are all going to sit on the same side."
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Once seated, the waitress asks the table, "Would anyone like to see a wine list?"
Jesus replied, "Water's fine, thanks."
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