Jesus Walks Into A Restaurant...
December 18, 2015
Jesus walks into a restaurant and says to the hostess, "A table for 26 please."
Confused, the hostess does a quick head count, and says "But there are only 13 of you."
Jesus replies, "Yes, but we are all going to sit on the same side."
....
Once seated, the waitress asks the table, "Would anyone like to see a wine list?"
Jesus replied, "Water's fine, thanks."
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