A Priest And A Taxi Driver Arrive At The Pearly Gates

June 13, 2019 / 43,896 views

St. Peter welcomes them and shows them to their homes. For the taxi driver, a beautiful villa looking over a gorgeous field of clouds. "Thank you," the ecstatic taxi driver said. Anticipating an even bigger...

Three Men Go To Hell And They're Pissed

May 22, 2019 / 47,272 views

"Surely we weren't that bad?" they ask themselves. "There has to be something we can do to get out of here." Satan suddenly appears and says "Oh, but there is! Withstand ten whippings from my trusty whip...

Are These Plates Clean?

April 18, 2019 / 44,044 views

A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather. While eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him, he notices his plate isn't clean. So he says, "Grandfather, are these plates clean?" His grandfather...

Two Americans Go To Church In France

April 04, 2019 / 48,542 views

Two American men are touring Europe, and are scheduled to arrive in France Sunday afternoon. However, they arrived several hours early, and had little to do on Sunday morning while everything was closed. "Well," one says...

A Blonde Attempts A Jigsaw Puzzle

March 12, 2019 / 74,243 views

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's...

A Sales Rep, Administration Clerk, And Their Manager Find A Magical Lamp

February 18, 2019 / 49,917 views

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish" "Me first! Me...

A Policeman Is Interrogating 3 Men Who Are Training To Become Detectives

January 16, 2019 / 52,996 views

To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll...

Want To Participate In A Marathon?

December 20, 2018 / 41,723 views

A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked if I fancied taking part in a marathon. I was going to decline but he told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties. I thought, why...

Dinosaurs Find A Magic Lamp

December 03, 2018 / 51,071 views

Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it, and a genie appears. "I have three wishes, so I'll give one to each of you," the genie announces. The first dinosaur thinks...

A Man Stays The Night With Monks And Hears A Strange Sound

November 21, 2018 / 75,430 views

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even...

The Casket

November 12, 2018 / 50,533 views

A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP!… BUMP!… BUMP!… Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging...

A German Shepherd, Doberman And Cat Have Died And Gone To Heaven

November 02, 2018 / 191,346 views

A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died. All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in. The German shepherd says: "I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my...

Jesus And Satan Are Arguing Over Who Is Better On The Computer

October 17, 2018 / 51,334 views

They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better...

A Young Couple Dies On The Way To Their Wedding

September 27, 2018 / 64,832 views

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting they began to...

A Major Asks For The Lieutenant

September 13, 2018 / 76,298 views

A major arrives at a remote post. "Where's your lieutenant?" he asks a private. "Sir, there isn't a lieutenant assigned to this post." "I was told there was." "No,...

My Daughter Learned To Count!

September 05, 2018 / 65,172 views

My daughter woke me around 11:50 last night. My wife and I had picked her up from her friend Sally's birthday party, brought her home, and put her to bed. My wife went into the bedroom to read while I fell asleep watching the Braves...

A Man Runs Out Of Gas

August 28, 2018 / 84,475 views

A man is driving down the road and runs out of gas. A few moments later, a bee flies in his window. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the bee. "I'm out of gas," the man replied. The...

The DNA Test

August 09, 2018 / 67,332 views

After 3 years, a wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the child is actually from completely different parents. Wife: "Honey, I have something very...