This Might Be The Best Dad Joke Of The Year
January 23, 2020
A father wanted to prove that he's not just some boring house Dad so he went and got his first tattoo.
When he got home he excitedly showed it off to his wife and kids.
"Oh, cool! It's.. uhh?" his wife asked.
"It's my thermos! From work!" he replied proudly.
His daughter starts to reach out towards him and says, "Well, uh, the line work is certainly.."
Dad slaps her hand away and says, "Don't touch the thermos tat!"
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