Audrey I Know You Sneak Into My Room At Night
By A Friend • April 29, 2019
Audrey when we found you, you were 1/2 dead and 100% feral. I'm glad you grew out of attacking everyone. Only took 4 years. I'm glad you've learned to allow the occasional family friend to pet your head....only the head anywhere else and you bite and that took 8 years.
I've accepted that you don't really like humans and are happy just doing your own thing.
But can I tell you a secret?
I know you come into my room at night and snuggle me. You're not exactly sly. First of all you weigh like 20lbs. You're a fat cat. So I can feel when you walk all over me.
Also girl you purr like a freight train when you're happy. And you tend to drool on my face when you stare at me.
You always come in once you think I'm asleep and bail when I start to wake up. You're not as sly as you think you but that's okay.
I love you very much and it makes me so happy you show me love in your own special way.
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