By Mike Farris • December 11, 2013
To all my Non-Christian, and Liberal Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, expressed or implied, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-
addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced
within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice,
or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious /secular
persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious
or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2014, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.
This is, of course, neither to suggest nor imply that America is necessarily
greater than any other country; also, this is not to imply that "America," as
noted herein, is the only America in the Western Hemisphere.
May these heartfelt wishes be received with equal intensity regardless of
distribution of individual wealth, documented carbon footprint, or perceived
social privilege among the wishees addressed herein. This wish is made
without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith,
or sexual preference of the wishee.
To Everyone Else: Have a Merry Christmas and a
Happy, Healthy, Prosperous, Christian New Year!
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