If You Don't Laugh At One Of These 10 Short, Clean Jokes... You Seriously Need A Hug

March 17, 2015

Here's 10 short and clean jokes that will get a laugh every time...

1. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

2. Two gold fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, "You know how to drive this thing?!"

3. What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

4. Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke? They always take things literally.

5. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. What do you call bears with no ears? B

6. You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

7. You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they're really good at it.

8. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

9. You ever notice that trees seem suspicious on sunny days? I dunno, they're just a bit shady.

10. What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Alright, you're training is complete. Time to put your new skills to the test.

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