If You Don't Laugh At One Of These 10 Short, Clean Jokes... You Seriously Need A Hug
March 17, 2015
Here's 10 short and clean jokes that will get a laugh every time...
1. I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
2. Two gold fish are in a tank. One looks at the other and says, "You know how to drive this thing?!"
3. What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
4. Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke? They always take things literally.
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. What do you call bears with no ears? B
6. You heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
7. You know why you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they're really good at it.
8. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
9. You ever notice that trees seem suspicious on sunny days? I dunno, they're just a bit shady.
10. What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Alright, you're training is complete. Time to put your new skills to the test.
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