A Penguin Took His Car To The Shop
January 13, 2014
A penguin was driving along when he smelled something burning. He took his car to a mechanic to get it checked out.
The mechanic said it'll be about an hour so the penguin went walking around town. He stopped at an ice cream parlor and ordered a cone. The penguin tried eating the ice cream, but made a mess because of his flippers.
He went back to the mechanic who had just got under his car. The mechanic rolled out from underneath and said, "Looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin replied, "No, it's just ice cream."
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