A New Law

November 30, 2021

Two guys walk into a bar and order lunch.

"What brings you guys in today?" the bartender asks.

"I guess you haven't heard yet. The mayor passed a law yesterday to try to help out local restaurants during Covid-19. All adult males are required to go and eat lunch out with their best male friends at least once a week," one of the guys answers the bartender.

"Well it's not a law really," the other guy corrects him. "It's more of a mandate."

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