An Overweight Time Traveler Goes To Ancient Rome
October 02, 2020
An overweight time traveler goes to ancient Rome and realizes he wore historically incorrect clothes for the trip.
Realizing his mistake he visits a toga shop to purchase new clothes. He looks around the shop and realizes they do not have togas big enough to fit him.
He goes to the counter and asks the clerk:
Time traveler: Do you have XL togas?
Clerk: Well, yes. But why do you need so many?
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