LASIK Surgery

August 26, 2020

A man just finishes his LASIK eye surgery and his surgeon leads him in his office to discuss the surgery.

"So, would you like the good news or the bad news first?" the surgeon says.

The man excitedly replies, "I'll take the good news first!"

The surgeon says, "Well, you're about to get a new dog."

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