A Genie Says 'You Have 3 Wishes'

April 26, 2018

A man finds an ancient oil lamp and out comes an all powerful genie.

Genie: "You have 3 wishes."

Man: "I don't know, I've seen this before. Whatever I wish for will come back and bite me in some way."

Genie: "I promise that won't happen. I'm so sure it won't I'll give you infinite wishes if it does!"

Man: "Okay. I wish for a boomerang with teeth."

Genie: "You son of a..."

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