A Woman Is Shopping For A Thanksgiving Turkey

November 27, 2017

A woman drove to the local grocery store to buy a turkey to prepare for Thanksgiving dinner.

She was picking through the frozen turkeys, but she couldn't find one big enough for her entire family.

So, she asked a stock boy, "Excuse me, do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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