A Man Takes His Cross-Eyed Dog To The Vet

July 20, 2017

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.

"My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" the man asks.

"Well I'm not sure," said the vet, "let's have a look at him."

So the vet picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."

"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"

"No, because he's really heavy."

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