My Boss Was Honest With Me Today

August 16, 2016

My boss pulled up to work with his sweet new sports car this morning and I complimented him on it.

He stepped out of his car, put his hand on my shoulder and replied, "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year."

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