A Student Tries To Convince His Teacher To Give Him A Better Grade. The Final Attempt Is Priceless

August 04, 2015

A student goes to talk to his professor about the grade on his exam. He walks up and says, "What is this? Why did you give me an 80?"

The professor looks at the exam again, "Yep, an 80 is what you deserve."

The student takes the exam back, and asks, "If I bite my own eye, will you give me an 85?"

The professor is surprised, but still he agrees, at which point the student then takes out his glass eye and bites it.

The shocked professor then takes the exam back, and marks it 85.

The student then says "If I bite my nose, will you give me a 90?"

The professor is once again shocked. "He can't pull out his nose" he thinks to himself. He finally agrees, at which point the student takes out his dentures, and bites his own nose.

The professor once again takes the exam, and marks the grade 90.

The student then makes another offer:

"If I get up on this table, and pee the perfume Coco Chanel on you, will you give me a 100?"

The professor now has to see what this kid can do, so he agrees. The student goes on the table, and pees all over the professor. The professor's shirt is soaking wet, as he goes to to sniff it.

"What the heck?! This isn't Coco Chanel! This is pee!"

The student replies, "Fine, we'll leave it at 90."

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