We Need A New Cuckoo Clock

December 30, 2013 / 17,220 views

The other night I was invited out for a night with the girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight. Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3AM, a bit loaded, I headed...

His Son Got A Part In The School Play

December 26, 2013 / 12,188 views

Billy's father picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment. Knowing the acting roles for the school play were being posted that day, he asked Billy if he got a part. Billy enthusiastically announced that...

A Father Is Nervously Waiting For His Child To Be Born

December 20, 2013 / 13,078 views

A father is waiting for his kid to be born in the hospital. He's super nervous, pacing back and forth, cigars in his breast pocket ready to go. After what seems like a several days, a doctor finally walks into the waiting room and asks...

Who Says Men Don't Remember

December 13, 2013 / 18,238 views

A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping center was packed , and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when she looked around to find that her husband was nowhere to be seen. She was quite upset because they had a...

Deaf Mafia Bookkeeper

December 11, 2013 / 13,199 views

A mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could...

My Dad Asked My Younger Sister To Get The Meat Out The Freezer

December 07, 2013 / 12,192 views

Today while making dinner with the entire family, my dad asked my younger sister to get the meat out the freezer above the fridge. My sister opens the fridge and is on her toes to reach the meat. You can hear the determination in her exhales...

A Man, A Sheep, And A Dog Are Stranded On An Island

December 03, 2013 / 17,014 views

A man, a sheep and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck. They found themselves stranded on an island. After being there a while, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening to watch the sun go down. One particular...

A Lawyer Spots Two Men Eating Grass On The Side Of The Road

November 27, 2013 / 17,022 views

A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating...

Does Jesus Visit Mars?

November 16, 2013 / 14,344 views

Aliens came to Earth from Mars and they turned out to be quite friendly. All the countries in the world agreed that they would send the Pope to talk with the alien leaders. The Pope walked up to the spaceship, greeted by a few...

Her Husbands New Face

November 13, 2013 / 12,837 views

A married couple got into an accident and the husband's face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own...

Whatever You Do, Don't Step On A Duck

November 08, 2013 / 35,752 views

Three men approached the gates of heaven where they were immediately greeted by Saint Peter. "Hello good sirs, and welcome to the Kingdom of God. In heaven we have but one rule: DO NOT step on a duck." "I'm sorry....

A Genie Lamp with a Twist

November 02, 2013 / 14,191 views

A recently divorced man, heartbroken and down on his luck, comes across a magical genie lamp. Thinking his luck has finally changed, he rubs the lamp and out pops a genie. "I am an all and powerful genie. You get three wishes,...

The Miracles of Modern Medicine

October 23, 2013 / 12,663 views

Bill works in a machine shop. One day he gets into an accident at work. He leans in too close to a piece of machinery and it chops off his arm. Bob rushes over to help. He puts Bill's arm in a plastic bag and takes him to the hospital. An...

Postal Workers Good Deed

October 15, 2013 / 14,521 views

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what...

Talk Like a Frog

October 09, 2013 / 11,970 views

A 5 year-old girl goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her grandfather. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room. "Grandpa, Grandpa!!" she says excitedly,...

Flat Tire Final Exam

October 01, 2013 / 22,551 views

There were four University sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an A so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but,...

Little Old Ladies

September 28, 2013 / 20,575 views

Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't...

Talking Dog For Sale

September 19, 2013 / 19,202 views

A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting...