Drunk Jesus
January 23, 2014
A priest is walking down the street and runs into a homeless looking drunk outside a bar.
The stumbling man claimed to be Jesus. The priest disagreed and tried to continue but the man insisted he was Jesus.
Finally, the priest says, "Alright, if you are really Jesus, how can you prove it?"
"Come with me," the man said.
The priest follows the man inside the bar and immediately the bartender says, "Jesus Christ, not you again."
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