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Top 10 Things Cats Would Google (If They Could)

October 1, 2024

Someone posed the question, “If cats could use Google, what would they search for?” on social media, the responses were nothing short of hilarious.

A cat using a computer

Cat lovers from all over chimed in with answers that truly captured the quirky, independent spirit of our feline friends.

Here are the top 10 responses:

1. If cats could use the internet, they would probably just upload funny memes of humans like we do with cats.

2. Why do humans bathe in water when they seem to have a perfectly good tongue?

3. Why do they keep stealing my poo?

4. Is not being fed every 2 minutes abuse?

5. What dead animal do humans like as a gift?

6. Where does my servant go during daytime?

7. Why humans are not active during night?

8. Define: pspspspspsps

9. I can see the bottom of my bowl. Will I die of starvation?

10. Meow meow memeowmeow?

The general consensus seems to be that if cats had access to Google, their searches would primarily focus on trying to make sense of the strange behaviors of their human companions/loyal servants.