People Are Giving Hilarious Advice To A Zoo That Can't Find One Of Their Leopards
January 16, 2023
A missing leopard has shut down the Dallas Zoo as crews and local police search for it.

Clouded Leopard / Wiki commons
The Dallas Zoo issued a "Code Blue" after learning that one of their clouded leopards was not in its habitat when the team arrived in the morning.
"The Zoo is closed today due to a serious situation," the zoo announced on social media.

Well, Twitter users saw the news and ran with it.
They have offered plenty of unhelpful – yet hilarious - tips on how to find the missing "non-dangerous" leopard.
how is a clouded leopard a NON-dangerous animal? Is this one vegan?
— Jennifer "Pro-privacy" Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) January 14, 2023
Non dangerous?! Was it a stuffed animal leopard?! 🤦🏽♀️
— Lauren Edwards (@LaurenEdwardsTV) January 14, 2023
Anybody try Casablanca? It’s a good cougar bar down the street.
— Dylan Bruno (@DylanBruno12) January 14, 2023
All you need is a box. It's universally true that no cat can resist the call if an empty cardboard box. pic.twitter.com/8NBMcuCLuz
— Jinath Hyder🇨🇦 (@JinathHyder) January 14, 2023
Have your head keeper set up his/her laptop out in the open. Missing cat will immediately appear to lay across the keyboard. Even faster if keeper is actively trying to read something important on the screen!
— Chris (@politicalchicky) January 13, 2023
Have tried going PSPSPSPS?
— Jeremy Angstadt (@NovaHistoryGrad) January 13, 2023
Can I suggest placing a glass of water on the edge of a table. It'll show up quick enough
— Ossian 🏴 (@Ossian414) January 14, 2023
Have you tried shaking a bag of treats?
— Michelle Childers (@mlchilders) January 13, 2023
Time to break out the red laser toy
— David Burrows (@dmburrows) January 13, 2023
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