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58 Funny Puns You Can't Wait To Use

717,940 views | Posted: July 14, 2017

1. How do you throw a space party? You planet. 2. How was Rome split in two? With...

A German Shepherd, Doberman And Cat Have Died And Gone To Heaven

98,896 views | Posted: November 2, 2018

A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died. All three are faced with God who...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson Go Camping

73,597 views | Posted: February 27, 2013

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of...

Two 90-Year-Old Men, Mike And Joe, Have Been Lifelong Friends

59,038 views | Posted: August 16, 2017

When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says,...

A Woman Is Out Golfing And Finds A Frog Trapped In The Woods

55,438 views | Posted: December 18, 2017

A woman was out golfing and hit the ball deep into the woods. When she went to...

The IRS Audits A Gambling Grandpa

55,191 views | Posted: November 19, 2014

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not...

A Man Runs Out Of Gas

54,719 views | Posted: August 28, 2018

A man is driving down the road and runs out of gas. A few moments later, a bee flies in his...

A Mexican Man Who Speaks No English Tries To Buy Socks

54,697 views | Posted: April 16, 2018

A Mexican man who spoke no English went into a department store to buy socks. He found his...

A Woman Is Having A Heart Attack And Meets God

54,487 views | Posted: August 7, 2017

A woman has a heart attack. During this, she dies and meets God. "Will I...

2 Cats + 2 Cats + 2 Cats

52,098 views | Posted: August 26, 2017

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you...

A Lion Spots A Lost Dog In The Jungle

51,731 views | Posted: July 23, 2018

A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution...

A Man Takes His Cross-Eyed Dog To The Vet

49,504 views | Posted: July 20, 2017

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there...

A Major Asks For The Lieutenant

48,235 views | Posted: September 13, 2018

A major arrives at a remote post. "Where's your lieutenant?" he asks a...

The DNA Test

48,062 views | Posted: August 9, 2018

After 3 years, a wife starts to think that their child looks different, so she decides to do...

A Genie Says 'You Have 3 Wishes'

47,738 views | Posted: April 26, 2018

A man finds an ancient oil lamp and out comes an all powerful...

A Guy Walks Into A Restaurant With A Full-Grown Ostrich Behind Him...

47,553 views | Posted: November 2, 2017

The waitress asks for their orders. The guy says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke,"...

A Magic Trick In A Pastry Shop

46,001 views | Posted: March 26, 2018

Two broke and hungry best friends, Dave and John, go to a pastry shop. Dave...

A Woman Is Shopping For A Thanksgiving Turkey

44,738 views | Posted: November 27, 2017

A woman drove to the local grocery store to buy a turkey to prepare for Thanksgiving...

A Man Asks For A Free Drink If He Can Prove His Dog Can Talk

43,757 views | Posted: March 6, 2018

A man walks into a bar with his dog. "This is a talking dog. If this dog can...

My Daughter Learned To Count!

43,419 views | Posted: September 5, 2018

My daughter woke me around 11:50 last night. My wife and I had picked her up from her friend...