Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
June 18, 2016
This video by The Onion hilariously pokes fun at teenagers who live on their phones.
"The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can now do nothing but lay on the couch and whine about things."
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