An Old Jewish Man On His Death Bed Says To His Wife...

July 09, 2014

On his death bed, an old Jewish man says to his wife...

"Oh, Sarah, when the shop burned down you were right beside me, no?"

"Sure I was Moshe," his wife replied.

"When the Nazis drove us out of our beloved Deutschland you were beside me again, no?"

"I was, Moshe."

"And now you're at my death bed, aren't you?"

"I am, darling."

"I'm starting to think you're bad luck, Sarah."

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