A Calvinist Walks Into Heaven — And The Angels Have Some Questions

December 22, 2025

A Calvinist arrives at the gates of Heaven to and sees two lines to enter: "Predestination," and "Free Will."

Naturally, he heads to the predestination line, where an angel stops him and asks him why he's there.

"Well, I picked this line because I'm a Calvinist and believe in predestination," he says.

"If you picked this line, you made a choice," replies the angel. "Head over to Free Will."

After a few minutes another angel approaches the Calvinist and asks him why he's in the free will line.

"Someone told me I had to come here," he replies.

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