A Pencil Can't Catch A Break

November 30, 2023

Once upon a time, there was a pencil who couldn't catch a break.

No matter how hard it tried, it kept rolling off the desk. Over and over again it would find itself on the dirty floor.

Frustrated, the pencil turned to the eraser and said, "I can't seem to stay put. I'm always on the move!"

The eraser, wise and comforting, replied, "Well, maybe you just need to draw the line somewhere."

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