Am I Adopted?

August 12, 2020

Fred came home from college in tears.

"Mom, am I adopted?"

"No of course not," replied his mother. "Why would you think such a thing?"

Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. He had no match with any of his relatives, and strong matches for a family who lived on the other side of the city.

Perturbed, his mother called her husband. "Honey, Fred has done a DNA test, and... and... I don't know how to say this... he may not be our son."

"Well, obviously!" he replied.

"What do you mean?"

"It was your idea in the first place" her husband continued. "You remember, that first night in hospital when the baby did nothing but scream and cry and scream and cry. On and on. And you asked me to change him."

"I picked a good one I reckon. Ever so proud of Fred."

All Jokes Previous Joke Next Joke

Click Here For The Most Popular On Sunny Skyz

feel good videoBoy With Down Syndrome Nails The Whitney Houston Challenge, And The Crowd Goes Wild

feel good storiesThe Funniest Wildlife Photos Of 2025 Are Here — And They’re Hilarious

feel good storiesThis 30-Year-Old’s Christmas Gift To His Mom Is Going Viral

feel good storiesA Couple Invited A Homeless Man In On Christmas — And He Never Left

feel good storiesPolice 'Arrest' A Lost Cat For 'Assault' — And She Has No Regrets

feel good storiesPolice Officer’s Simple Question Leads To An Unforgettable Christmas Moment

feel good videoHe Asked For Help Wrapping A Christmas Present — Then Surprised Her With A Life-Changing Gift

feel good videoThis Teacher Found A Simple Way To Make Every Student Feel Loved

feel good videoBeaver Casually Drags Branch Through Public Area While People Cheer

feel good video90-Year-Old Grandma Gets Her Very First Doll On Christmas — The Tears Say It All

feel good videoColdplay's Chris Martin Surprises Couple At Wedding

Chris Filippou 12:17 PM (3 minutes ago) to me