A Man Obsessed With Statistics Is Afraid To Fly
January 18, 2018
John lives his life by statistics and is afraid to fly. One day his friend, Bill, asks him, "Why do you have this irrational fear of flying?"
"Irrational?" John replies, "Not at all. I've merely calculated the odds of a bomb being placed on a plane and it's much too high for my comfort."
A few days later, Bill boarded a flight only to find John sitting in the seat right next to him.
"What happened? Have the odds changed?"
"No," John replied. "The odds of a bomb being on a plane haven't changed. But I calculated the odd of two bombs being on a plane, and I found those odds much more acceptable. So now I just bring my own."
Dogs Are Forced To Wear The Things They Steal — And It’s Hilarious
It Looks Like Her 2-Year-Old Ruined Her Doll — But Then Mom Shows Why It’s Perfect
She Came To America With Almost Nothing — Now Her Diner Draws Crowds From Across The Country
It's Official: 'Reading Rainbow' Reboot Coming To TV And Streaming
A Woman Stepped Up When A Little Boy’s World Was Turned Upside Down
Man Visits Google Maps Pin Labeled 'Friendly Black Cat' And Finds Exactly What It Promised
This ‘Sloth-Like’ Lab Failed Guide Dog Training — And Found His True Calling
She Secretly Left Outfits For An Elderly Couple's Porch Goose… Then A Package Arrived That Left Her In Tears
Giant Sea Serpent Appears On Cabo Beach
Every Night I Watch My Neighbor's Dog Go Upstairs To Bed Like This
Mom Realizes Why Her Daughter Poses Like A Princess — And It’s Melting Hearts
