Football in Heaven

January 15, 2013

Tom and Matt were best of friends, they played football every single week for nearly 50 years.

As they were getting older, they had an argument about whether people play football in heaven.

So they agreed that whoever dies first will come back in a dream and let the other one know if they really do play football in heaven.

A few years go by and Matt passed away. He kept his promise and visited Tom in a dream.

"Tom, you were right! They play football up here and not only that, they have your name for starting quarterback!"

"Oh wow!!! That's amazing!!"

"Well," replies Matt. "Here's the thing...they have you playing tomorrow night"

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