Helping Papa in the Garden

June 01, 2015 / 17,938 views

An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to...

He Wanted A Divorce From His Wife. This Conversation With His Lawyer Is Priceless

May 25, 2015 / 36,979 views

A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him -...

An Irish Man Wins Big On 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' Thanks To A Good Friend

May 15, 2015 / 15,553 views

Mick, from Dublin , appeared on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire and towards the end of the program, he had already won 500,000 euros. "You've done very well so far," said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter,...

At First She Thought He Was Being Romantic, But His Actual Response? Priceless

May 08, 2015 / 14,536 views

A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of hot cocoa in front of him. He appears to be...

A Driver Is Pulled Over By A Cop For Speeding. How He Gets Out Of It Is Brilliant

May 01, 2015 / 24,063 views

The policeman approaches the drivers door. "Is there a problem, Officer?" The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?" The driver responds, "I'd give...

Abraham Lincoln Once Stayed With My Grandma While On His Campaign Trail

April 22, 2015 / 12,842 views

This story takes place in 1860. Back 150+ years ago, presidential candidates didn't have nearly the luxuries current candidates do. The didn't stay in five star hotels or travel by private jet - they stayed with normal families on...

A Couple Seeks Marriage Advice From Their Parents

April 15, 2015 / 13,302 views

A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone, not even each other. The groom- to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for advice....

A Cop Knocked On My Door This Morning

April 07, 2015 / 16,240 views

A policeman knocked on my door this morning, but I just locked it and sat there in complete silence. After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just continued to ignore it. The knocks got louder and more frequent but I was determined...

An 85 Year-Old Man Was Requested By His Doctor To Have A Sperm Count

April 01, 2015 / 18,056 views

An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor to have a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next...

Dad Goes To The Hospital With An Injured Wrist

March 25, 2015 / 14,534 views

A father gets into a car accident and injures his wrist pretty bad. He goes to the hospital where the doctor gets him all fixed up, but before he leaves he asks the doctor: "Hey Doc, when this heals will I be able to play the...

A Man Buys Everyone In The Bar A Drink, Except For Him

March 20, 2015 / 18,491 views

A racist walks into a crowded bar. He looks around and sees a black man sat in a corner. The racist walks up to the bar, turns around and announces, "I'm going to buy everyone in this bar a free drink, except for that black guy over...

Fifty Bucks Is Fifty Bucks

March 13, 2015 / 26,932 views

Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, "Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter." Edna always replied, "I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,...

A Young Boy Walks In A Barber Shop

March 04, 2015 / 16,814 views

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then...

Three Irishmen And Three Scots Are On A Train

February 26, 2015 / 13,339 views

Three Scots and three Irishmen are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Irishmen each buy tickets and watch as the three Scots buy only a single ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one...

An American, An Indian, And A Russian Meet The Devil

February 26, 2015 / 15,421 views

An American, an Indian, and a Russian end up in Hell and plead to the Devil that they don't belong here. The Devil, bored, makes them an offer: "I will strike you 3 times with my whip, and if you survive, I'll let you go. You can...

Man Offers To Do Anything She Wants For $20

February 16, 2015 / 16,880 views

A woman is sitting at a bar enjoying a drink with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome man enters. He is so striking that the woman can not take her eyes off him. The man notices her overly attentive stares and walks...

A Man Buys A Horse For $250

February 08, 2015 / 15,627 views

A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Chucks house and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse...

A Pretty Woman Sneezes At A Restaurant

January 30, 2015 / 33,691 views

At a hotel restaurant, a man sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table. Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back...