The 50 Greatest News Headlines Of All Time
November 5, 2014
These news headlines are a mix of absolutely ridiculous, unfortunate, and flat-out brilliant. Either way, it's nearly impossible to get through these real headlines without laughing.
When the opportunity presents itself...

He must be from the future.



Wait.. what?

I think the headline writer was off on this day.


Unfortunate font choice.


The Supe Nazi strikes again!


I wonder if this was intentional.

There's probably a better way to word this.

I hope this wasn't intentional.

You can't make this stuff up.

This can't be a real thing.







Well played. Very well played.


Good try. But FAIL.

It's nearly impossible to read this without singing it. Brilliant!

With a name like that, I mean, what did you expect?


No way!!

These headlines were just too close together.

Again, too close together.

Leave Michael alone headline writers!

Breaking News!


Harry??



I think the pig stole the show here.

Poor choice of wording.

Shame on you Sacramento and your homeless hate!

You're not yourself when you're hungry.

Good call NPR!

Not gonna lie, I had to do a double take. That is a !

This one too.

Very poor choice of wording.

This editor obviously hasn't seen Star Trek OR Star Wars.



You really can't make this stuff up.

And maybe the best one of all...

Dogs Are Forced To Wear The Things They Steal — And It’s Hilarious
Meet Nazgul: The Dog Who Crashed An Olympic Ski Race And Nearly Won
Professor Watches His Student Compete At The Olympics After She Requested An Extension On An Assignment
People Are Submitting Photos of Their Cats’ ‘Jobs’— And We Can’t Stop Laughing
Called At 1 A.M., Volunteers Rushed To Help A Son Say Goodbye To His Mother
She Collects Trash 5 Days A Week With Her Dog — So A Resident Gifted Her Dog A Matching Vest
He Ordered A Doctor Bag — But The Size Has Him Laughing Uncontrollably
Mom Was About To Miss Her Flight, So A Stranger Picked Up Her Kid And Ran With Her
Mom Red Fox Calls Her Adorable Pups Out For The First Time
Woman Stunned By Valuation Of Rare Māori Jade Hei-Tiki Found In Her Garden
She Gave Her Dad The One Thing He’d Been Searching For His Whole Life
