The 50 Greatest News Headlines Of All Time

November 5, 2014

These news headlines are a mix of absolutely ridiculous, unfortunate, and flat-out brilliant. Either way, it's nearly impossible to get through these real headlines without laughing.

When the opportunity presents itself...

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He must be from the future.

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Wait.. what?

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I think the headline writer was off on this day.

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Unfortunate font choice.

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The Supe Nazi strikes again!

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I wonder if this was intentional.

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There's probably a better way to word this.

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I hope this wasn't intentional.

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You can't make this stuff up.

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This can't be a real thing.

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Well played. Very well played.

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Good try. But FAIL.

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It's nearly impossible to read this without singing it. Brilliant!

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With a name like that, I mean, what did you expect?

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No way!!

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These headlines were just too close together.

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Again, too close together.

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Leave Michael alone headline writers!

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Breaking News!

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Harry??

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I think the pig stole the show here.

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Poor choice of wording.

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Shame on you Sacramento and your homeless hate!

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You're not yourself when you're hungry.

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Good call NPR!

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Not gonna lie, I had to do a double take. That is a !

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This one too.

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Very poor choice of wording.

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This editor obviously hasn't seen Star Trek OR Star Wars.

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You really can't make this stuff up.

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And maybe the best one of all...

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