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If You Were a Ghost, How Would You Haunt People? These Answers Will Make You Laugh

August 30, 2024

Someone posed the question, "If you were a ghost, how would you haunt people?" and the internet responded with an avalanche of hilarious and creative answers.

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Thousands joined in on the fun, sharing their unique and mischievous haunting tactics.

Here are some of our favorites:

"I'd keep putting shampoo in their hair while they try to rinse it out"

"Leave compliments for them on the mirror with blood"

"Keep misplacing things that have it's own designated spot. Putting it back after they spent a lot of time looking for it."

"Put Lego blocks every time they walk barefoot"

"I would turn their computer off right before they save a file"

"I would take their shower towel off the rack so every time they finished showering and went to reach for it…empty."

"Stop the dryer mid cycle"

"I would haunt streamers and just move little things in the background so chat can see it and make them paranoid"

"I’d move things around just enough to make them question their sanity"

"I would steal they’re socks, but only the left ones"

"I’d tickle their feet while they bath"

"Mimic the beeping noise of a dying smoke detector"