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People Are Sharing Hilarious Book Titles If Their Cat Wrote A Book About Its Life

September 23, 2023

Cats have a way of leaving us in stitches with their playful antics and quirky personalities. So, when the question was posed, "If your cat could write a book about its life, what would the title be?" cat owners delivered.

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People from all walks of life shared their personal feline-inspired book titles, and the results were nothing short of purr-fectly hilarious, creative and adorable.

1. Why Won't They Feed Me Until I Literally Explode: A Tale of Bitter Injustice

2. To Kill a Mockingbird: The Longings of an Indoor Cat

3. Between Two Naps

4. My Life with an Inferior Species: The Feline Dilemma

5. Cold Nosies and Warm Toesies: One Cat's Journey From Puddles to Cuddles.

6. The Great Tuna Shortage of 2023

7. This F****ng Dog. Memoirs of Living with a Rat Terrier.

8. I Only Vomit On Carpet

9. The Foolishness of Humans and their System of Private Property

10. How to Train your Hooman

11. Tales from the Litterbox - The Sands of Time

12. Pspspsps

13. 3,467 Days in Captivity: A Cat's Tale of Struggle

14. They Hate It When I Do This - by Petunia

15. They Won't Let Me Outside

So, if your cat could write a book, what would its title be?