People Shared The Stupidest Arguments They've Ever Been In... I Can't Stop Laughing!

July 15, 2014

Someone asked the question, "What's the stupidest argument you've ever gotten into?"

These results will make you feel so much better about yourself...

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"My wife and I got into a shouting match as to whose friend's wedding we would attend IF they scheduled them for the same weekend. Neither was even engaged yet."

"My mom wanted to mash the potatoes using the food processor rather than just smashing them. My dad didn't like this idea for some reason so he decided to put the food processor on the roof so she wouldn't have access to it."

"When I was six my friend and I stood facing each other, arguing about which hand was your left, and which was your right. It took us about five minutes to realize that, when standing opposite someone, your left side is their right."

"I had an ex argue with me over which would weigh more, a pound of bricks or a pound of feathers. We went back and forth forever while I tried to explain it to her. It did not help when her mother chimed in with 'what about a pound of wet feathers?!' The apple does not fall far from the tree."

"Me and my friend are both smokers, we were talking to my other friend who wasn't. The non-smoking friend was saying how bad smoking is etc. and that we should both quit and my smoking friend was arguing that smoking wasn't bad for you at all and he had no reason to quit. Now at first I thought he was joking, but no he was deadly serious, so I informed him he was wrong and that smoking does indeed kill people, he got angry screamed that we were lying then left and hasn't spoken to me since this was like six years ago.."

"My wife and I got into a screaming match because our broccoli wasn't growing as well as we thought it should, and clearly it was the other person's fault."

"Not me but my parents. They got into an argument about a little bit of sauce getting 'wasted' because it came out too fast."

"My friend was convinced selfish was pronounced shellfish. I wrote out the word out, sounded it out...and it was like I was saying the sun was blue, she just wouldn't have it."

"That human blood is blue before it hits oxygen, which is why your veins are blue. This led to 5th grade me poking myself with pins for hours to see if I could see it change over from blue to red while my brother kept me at it by telling me I wasn't doing it fast enough... Damn older brothers..."

"She rearranged the spice cabinet once. I almost sent her to live with her family for a while."

"I had an extended argument about whether or not Oregon Trail (the game) promoted communism. Like, this was like 20-30 minutes of arguing."

"My college roommate and I didn't speak for three weeks because of an argument regarding toilet paper roll placement. It started off as a discussion, then an argument, then to the the point where he called my sister a whore."

"My wife was angry at me because I made the sink wet."

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