God Asks Adam To Do Something
March 16, 2014
God said, "Adam, I want you to do something for Me."
Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
God said, "Go down into that valley."
Adam said, "What's a valley?"
God explained it to him. Then God said, "Cross the river."
Adam said, "What's a river?"
God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the hill....."
Adam said, "What is a hill?"
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you will find a cave."
Adam said, "What's a cave?"
After God explained, He said, "In the cave you will find a woman."
Adam said, "What's a woman?'
So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."
Adam said, "How do I do that?"
God first said (under His breath), "Geez....."
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman. Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"
And Adam said, "What's a headache?"
Dogs Are Forced To Wear The Things They Steal — And It’s Hilarious
This 500-Piece Puzzle Has a Hilarious Secret That Only Appears When You Finish It
Dog's Bark Brings Curious Cows to a Halt, Creating the Cutest Photo You'll See Today
A Child Wrote to a Toy Company Asking Why They Didn't Have an Aardvark. Months Later, They Sent Him One Named After Him
Quick Thinking UPS Driver Saves the Day
4-Year-Old Girl Battling Leukemia 'Marries' Her Favorite Nurse in a Heartwarming Hospital Wedding
These Tiny Therapy Ponies Are Bringing Joy To Seniors
She Befriended Her 86-Year-Old Neighbor. Now, They're Family
Cat Joins Street Performers And Sings The Song's Lyrics Perfectly
