I Was At The Hospital And Walked Into A Surgeon's Office

May 26, 2020

"Can I help you?" the surgeon asked.

"I keep thinking that I’m a moth," I replied.

"Well you probably want to see a psychiatrist for that," he said.

"Yeah, I know," I replied.

The surgeon looked confused. "Then... why are you here?"

"The light was on."

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