I Was At The Hospital And Walked Into A Surgeon's Office
May 26, 2020
"Can I help you?" the surgeon asked.
"I keep thinking that I’m a moth," I replied.
"Well you probably want to see a psychiatrist for that," he said.
"Yeah, I know," I replied.
The surgeon looked confused. "Then... why are you here?"
"The light was on."
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