My Wife Is Turning 32 Soon...
May 04, 2017
So my wife is turning 32 next week. I told her not to get her hopes up for her birthday.
"After all," I said, "The celebrations are only going to last half a minute."
"What are you talking about?" she asked.
I said, "It's your thirty-second birthday."
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