My Wife Is Turning 32 Soon...

May 04, 2017

So my wife is turning 32 next week. I told her not to get her hopes up for her birthday.

"After all," I said, "The celebrations are only going to last half a minute."

"What are you talking about?" she asked.

I said, "It's your thirty-second birthday."

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