Wife Sends Her Programmer Husband To The Grocery Store

April 14, 2017

A wife asks her programmer husband to go to the store.

She asks him, "Can you go down to the grocery store, and get a gallon of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6."

Later on he returns home and she looks at his purchases and says, "Why in the world did you buy 6 gallons of milk?"

He responded, "They had eggs."

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