He Stayed Out All Weekend Without Contacting His Wife. Then He Gets Home...

November 14, 2016

Bob left work one Friday evening.

But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his friends and spending his entire wages.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"

He replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife.

Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye

All Jokes Previous Joke Next Joke

Click Here For The Most Popular On Sunny Skyz

feel good videoFootball Player Asks Friend With Down Syndrome To Homecoming

feel good storiesMan Digging A Duck Pond Uncovers Mysterious Underground Tunnel Made Of Seashells

feel good storiesHope And Hard Work: Jail Resident Makes History In Clarke County

feel good storiesChief Of Police Pens Hilarious Letter To Criminals, Suggests Netflix Or Baking

feel good storiesStranger’s Note Turns A Mother’s Stressful Day Into One She’ll Never Forget

feel good storiesMoney Really Does Grow On Trees! Cafés In Ukraine Let Kids 'Buy' Drinks With Leaves They Collected

feel good videoHe Drove Past A Giant Pile Of Leaves, Then Noticed Eyes Staring Back

feel good videoBicyclists Come Face-To-Face With Mountain Lion In Terrifying Trail Encounter

feel good videoKids At Daycare Take Turns Jumping In A Mud Puddle — And It’s Pure Joy

feel good videoAngels Walk Among Us: He Needed The Hug More Than The Food

feel good video'I Couldn’t Stop Crying': Lost Cat Returns 400 Days After Hurricane Helene

Chris Filippou 12:17 PM (3 minutes ago) to me