A Burglar Breaks Into A Home With A Parrot

October 13, 2015

A burglar broke into a home.

He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you." Thinking it was his imagination, he continued his search.

Again, he hears: "Jesus is watching you."

He turned his flashlight around and saw a parrot in a cage.

He asked the parrot if he was the one talking. The parrot said, "Yes." So he asked the parrot his name, and the parrot replied, "Moses."

The burglar asked, "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?"

The parrot replied, "The same kind of people who would name their pit bull, Jesus."

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