A Birthday To Remember
January 15, 2015
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.
"I'd like to be eight again..." she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he woke up early, made her a nice big bowl of Froot Loops, and then took her to Adventure World. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later, they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie with popcorn, a soda and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you idiot."
Click Here For The Most Popular On Sunny Skyz
These Cat Reactions To Owners Calling Them Through Security Cameras Are Absolutely Hilarious
Kentucky Nurse Saves Drunk Raccoon With CPR After Dumpster Mishap
Firefighters And Public Works Team Crawl Quarter Mile To Rescue Blind And Deaf Dog
Shoulder Labrum Tear Symptoms And The Causes Behind Them
The Mechanical Nurse At Guy’s Hospital Is Equal Parts Creepy And Brilliant
'Everyone Gets A Kick Out Of It': Baby Born At McDonald’s Parking Lot Has Perfect Nickname
Epic ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ Flashmob Takes Over the Streets of Paris
Jamie Lee Curtis Can’t Stop Laughing Over The Only Autograph She Ever Asked For
Texas Cheerleaders Perform Emotional 9/11 Tribute That Brings Crowd To Tears
Tiny Bear Cub Rescued In The Mountains Of Transylvania
FDNY Honors Bride Whose Father Died On 9/11 With Touching Wedding Surprise