The Biggest Lie I Ever Told And How My Husband Came To Protect It
By A Friend • March 14, 2018
For years I have lived this lie telling everyone I am allergic to peanuts because I hate the smell of peanut butter and don't really like peanut butter that much but whenever I used to tell people I don't like peanut butter they'd get all defensive like "peanut butter is amazing how do you not like it?!" and then I'd have to go into this whole thing to defend my taste buds.
But then I got tired of it and started telling people that I'm just allergic to peanuts because that way it's not my fault that I hate the smell of peanut butter - it's now like I'm a sad little baby who will never get to taste peanut butter ever in her life and everyone feels sad for me.
But the problem is that I really love peanut m&ms and so now I can only eat peanut m&ms when I'm at home in secret. The only person who knows my lie is my husband. And so at work this evening we had a small celebration for someone and they had peanut m&ms and I really wanted some but obviously couldn't eat them in public because then people would know my peanut secret.
And so when we got home after work my husband tipped his jacket over and emptied his pockets and at least thirty or so peanut m&ms fell out of his pockets and he whispered, "I was sneakily accumulating them all night for you because I could see the pain in your eyes."
And if that isn't love then I don't know what is.
Dad Working 3 Jobs Surprises Daughter With Dream Dress For 8th Grade Dance
Mom Looks Up And Sees A Stranger Comforting Her Child. This Is What She Wrote
Jealous Bear Does Not Approve Of This Couple's Marriage
Man Visits Shelter To Brush Cats And Occasionally Falls Asleep
He Found Out A Childhood Friend Is In Prison For Life. This Is The Email He Received After Reaching Out
Walmart Employee Gets On The Floor To Support Woman's Back After She Passes Out
This Man's Rant About Buying Flowers For A Woman Needs To Be Heard
28 Trombonists Perform Amazing Cover Of 'Bohemian Rhapsody'
Neglected Dog Is So Thankful For Being Adopted
Over 150 Students Welcome Teachers Back With Incredible 'This Is Me' Performance
Watch This Snow Leopard's Hilarious Reaction When He Spots The Camera