Non-Americans Were Asked To Describe What's In American Homes. These Are Disturbingly Accurate
October 18, 2022
Someone asked the question "Non-Americans, what do you think every American person has in their house?"
I went looking for jokes, but found a bunch of people describing my home...
1. Peanut butter
I'm an American and it is rare that I don't have peanut butter in my home. Usually two jars.
2. Multiple different types of weird sauces
They take up 1/4 of my fridge.
3. Ranch dressing
As an American I was expecting guns, but ranch dressing hurt for some reason.
4. Drywall....lots of drywall
5. That garbage disposal thing I always see in shows and movies
Another person described it as "the switch that when you flick it it turns your sink into a blender".
6. Plastic bags
A plastic bag filled with plastic bags.
7. Air conditioning
8. Laundry and dryer...
... In my country almost everyone dries their laundry on a wire outside, so the concept of a dryer is baffling to me. I only see them in American movies and shows.
9. I'm convinced almost every american has a mountain of pillows on their bed
Not a mountain but perhaps a small hill.
10. A garage fridge
Filled with beer and frozen boxes of stuff from Costco.
11. Jeans
Is that not normal?
12. Fridge with ice dispenser built in
13. Cereal
14. Dishwasher
15. Popcorn setting on their microwave!
16. Large quantities of over-the-counter drugs in huge bottles
Like Tylenol and ibuprofen? Yes, actually.
17. Every American household has a drawer full of random stuff (dead batteries, screws, shoelaces)
Yes, it's called a junk drawer
18. Eggs IN the fridge
19. Just a literal block of cheese just chilling in the fridge
I officially feel attacked.
20. A dog!
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