Wife Throws Husband A Vasectomy Party
February 6, 2019
When Jason and Kimberly decided they did not want any more children, Jason took one for the team and scheduled a vasectomy.
So, Kimberly threw him a hilarious "balls voyage" party to show her support for his decision.
Credit: Kimberly D. Hemperly
"We are thrilled to say we will NOT be adding anymore tiny humans to our family! My husband is taking one for the team and to celebrate this momentous occasion I felt the need to throw him a little 'Balls Voyage' party for his upcoming procedure. Because omg y'all nobody is more excited about this than me," Kimberly wrote on Facebook.
Credit: Kimberly D. Hemperly
She ordered custom t-shirts that say "Time to Retire the Swim Team" and "Swim Team Survivor".
There was a wide assortment of genital-related snacks, including Ding Dongs, Milk Duds, and bananas.
Credit: Kimberly D. Hemperly
She even ordered him a special cake with the words "Snip Snap" which references a funny scene from The Office.
Credit: Kimberly D. Hemperly
Credit: Kimberly D. Hemperly
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