There Was A Shipwreck, And Only Scarlett Johansson And Some Random Guy Survived On A Deserted Island

September 17, 2014

They didn't know each other before the shipwreck, but he did know who she was.

At the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, this guy learnt how to provide food and shelter, he started taking care of her, and eventually she started caring about him... after all, there wasn't anybody else on the island.

He eventually built a cabin, had a functioning automatic potable water supply, and all sorts of little clever commodities, all done to make her life easier... it was the most effort any man had ever done for her, and all the hard work made him fit, she noticed this.

One night after some wildlife attacked and he defended her successfully, getting a few cuts in the process, she threw herself at him and they made love. After that, they were for all intents and purposes "romantically dating".

But for some reason he started drifting away, something was bothering him. And she noticed.

"Whats wrong?" Scarlett asked. "Nothing..." he would always reply.

She pestered him for a while eventually saying she would do ANYTHING he needed or wanted to make him feel good again, just because she really cared for him a lot, and even if he wasn't asking, she felt it was the least she owed it to him.

"Really? You'll do anything I'd like?"

"Yes," she said. "Anything!"

"Okay, first i want you to take off your toga and get into this pair of work jeans that somehow washed on the shore."

"Okay..."

"Now put this shirt on please, but first, "tape" your boobs so they are flat."

"Wha... Okay, I said I'd do anything," she said lovingly.

"Okay, now take this hat and wear it, but tuck your hair under it."

She was confused, but none the less, she wanted to make him happy. So she tucked her hair under the hat.

"Now I'd like for you to grab this piece of soot and paint yourself a beard and a mustache."

"Okay, if this is what you want," she muttered.

"Now, please, put on these sunglasses, and start walking down the beach. I'll catch up to you in a bit!" he said a bit excited.

She started walking, wondering, doubting herself, just confused about what had just happened. Maybe it wasn't her, maybe it was h- and suddenly the guy grabs her by her shoulder turns her around and says:

"DUDE!!! You won't believe who I've been sleeping with for the past 6 months!"

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