Little Old Ladies
September 28, 2013
Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old. The first one said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."
The second lady says, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."
The third one says, " Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have any of those problems, knock on wood." As she hit her knuckles on the table she looked up and said, "That must be the door... I'll get it!"
Dogs Are Forced To Wear The Things They Steal — And It’s Hilarious
It Looks Like Her 2-Year-Old Ruined Her Doll — But Then Mom Shows Why It’s Perfect
She Came To America With Almost Nothing — Now Her Diner Draws Crowds From Across The Country
A Woman Stepped Up When A Little Boy’s World Was Turned Upside Down
Man Visits Google Maps Pin Labeled 'Friendly Black Cat' And Finds Exactly What It Promised
Neighbor Steps In To Give Boy Without A Dad A Birthday To Remember
This ‘Sloth-Like’ Lab Failed Guide Dog Training — And Found His True Calling
She Secretly Left Outfits For An Elderly Couple's Porch Goose… Then A Package Arrived That Left Her In Tears
Giant Sea Serpent Appears On Cabo Beach
Every Night I Watch My Neighbor's Dog Go Upstairs To Bed Like This
Mom Realizes Why Her Daughter Poses Like A Princess — And It’s Melting Hearts
