My Son Came Home From School Today And Asked Me

August 16, 2024

"Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?"

"Hmm, I don't know," I replied.

"Mickey Mouse!" he replied, laughing.

"Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs?" he asked.

"Donald Duck," I replied.

"No, all ducks you idiot!"

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