My Son Came Home From School Today And Asked Me
August 16, 2024
"Dad, what kind of mouse can walk on 2 legs?"
"Hmm, I don't know," I replied.
"Mickey Mouse!" he replied, laughing.
"Dad, what kind of duck can walk on 2 legs?" he asked.
"Donald Duck," I replied.
"No, all ducks you idiot!"
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